Part 3 of Icelandic volcano humor:
If you’ve been following this blog for the past few days, you’ll know that I’ve virtually declared war on Iceland and its mass travel plan disrupting, economic destruction causing volcano Eyja;dlkfd;afld. First, I borrowed a page from my good friend Stephen Colbert and placed Iceland On Notice. When they wouldn’t back down, I had to turn up the heat and reveal their dirty little secret: that Iceland is really Mordor. Well good news readers, because as of last night, most of European airspace was back up and running again including flights out of Heathrow airport here in London which means one thing:
Yes, it appears the pressure has finally gotten to these frozen consonant lovers and Iceland is finally getting its volcano under control. This could not come fast enough for the European airline industry which has lost a total of 1.1 billion pounds from this fiasco. That’s a lot of weight. Hopefully flights can start returning to their normal schedules soon; in other words delayed for 6 hours instead of 6 days.
You’re welcome Europe.